This is newfie humour

[misfish]

Garge is passing by Bob's shed one day when through a gap in the door

he sees Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red

Massey Ferguson tractor.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off

first the right welly boot, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move

lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over

his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal

his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his

flat cap onto a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Bob?', says Garge.

'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin s*it out of me' says an

obviously embarrassed Bob, ' me and the Missus been having some trouble

lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do

something sexy to a tractor.'

[fishnsled]

[lew]

Gotta luv them newfies

[crappieperchhunter]

Never get tired of this stuff. :thumbsup_anim:

 

Thx for sharin B.

[Harrison]

Love it B.

 

God love the Newfs! Ontario would never have been discovered if one of them had not gotten a break away on the St Lawrence.

Edited October 11, 2012 by Harrison

[Twocoda]

wunder if it work'd

[Terry]

if Kbec separates just think how much closer we will be to newfie land

[misfish]

wunder if it work'd

 

I,ll let ya know,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Twocoda]

if Kbec separates just think how much closer we will be to newfie land

If Kbec does den we kin trade the marytime probinces to the US of A to get Capt Kirk back on our team!..Magin dat!

[misfish]

If Kbec does den we kin trade the marytime probinces to the US of A to get Capt Kirk back on our team!..Magin dat!

 

 

R ya nutz bye? Or R ya nutz

[Fish Farmer]

I think I know Bob

[dhickey]

Ya Ill take the Massey over my two exwives any day. Just to let you guys know the dance doesnt work on the girls but the massey keeps on going....