jedimaster Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) Well first off I can't even recall the last time I ate a smallmouth... So here is my story... I was fishing the final day of a 2 day tournament this past weekend. We had 15.5 pounds on day one and sat in 4th place, only 1.5 pounds or so out of second. My second cast of the day hooked a 2.2 pound smallie. It was a tough day for us and about 30 minutes before the end of the day that 2.2 pound smallie had died in our live well. We tried to catch a bigger one but we just didn't have time. In the end we took a 1 pound penalty for a dead fish, and we came in 6th place. The tourney paid to 5th. We were .02 pounds combine 2 day total out of the money and 500 bucks. DANG So anyway, this smallie got filleted (skin still on) and is in the freezer. I need some suggestions on how I should cook up this 500 dollar bass. This recipe has to be one for the ages. Edited September 11, 2012 by jedimaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adolson Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Simple... Pan-fry in butter with a little pepper and seasoned salt.. If you can mix it in with some walleye, even better. Or you can get fancy and use some Fish Crisp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopheraaron Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 What was your entry fee and how much gas did you burn? I'd say it's probably a $1000-$2000 smallie. Now that's just wrong! You didn't even include the cost of his rods! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickingfrog Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Truffle oil, saffron and caviar. Call it the grandslam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster Posted September 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 baha, yah well lets not get into all of the nitty gritty of the money that goes into fishing these tournaments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 I wouldn't cook it. Cut off the butt part of the fish and fix it so that the dude who took first place wakes up one morning with the fish butt on the pillow next to him. That should ensure a first place win for you next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopheraaron Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 I wouldn't cook it. Cut off the butt part of the fish and fix it so that the dude who took first place wakes up one morning with the fish butt on the pillow next to him. That should ensure a first place win for you next year. Remind me never to enter a tourny with you! seriously you've got a sick mind, good thing I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lip-ripper Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Simple... Take the skin off. Throw it on the dehydrator and let it dry out really good until its completely brittle. Grind it up and snort it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Grind it up and snort it... That gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassman87 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 ahhh its been awhile since i snorted a bass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster Posted September 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Real men do it with wasabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oryx Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 can you pass the Grey Poupon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC1 Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) Ahh, that really sucks. I hope it's gonna be better for you at your next T! Moosebunk's got that honey garlic fish recipe. Quoted from him.... try this fried in oil next time. 1/2 parts buttermilk pancake mix to 1/2 parts original Shake N'Bake, a little garlic salt and optional spices to all make up the coating. Dip walleye in an egg or two beaten with a little milk and maple syrup before coating. Fry that goodness for some sweet battered walleye with a hint of a honey garlic flavor. Edited September 11, 2012 by EC1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitespinnerbait Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 What was your entry fee and how much gas did you burn? I'd say it's probably a $1000-$2000 smallie. Plus the added cost of a Hospital stay......another $ 500.00 or so !! Food poisoning from eating a BASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroutnMuskieHunter Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Plus the added cost of a Hospital stay......another $ 500.00 or so !! Food poisoning from eating a BASS We live in Ontario and OHIP covers all that don't ya know?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirCranksalot Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 I've cooked bass up to $200, but $500 is a bit out of my range so, sorry, can't help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largemouthtrout Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Put on a nice black suit and tie , pour 2-1/2 oz gin and 1/4 oz dry vermouth one olive , down the fishes throat . shake for 10 seconds , hold at shoulder hieght , light a smoke and sing Thats Amore . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster Posted September 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well, I ate it. But it didn't taste all that great. Tasted kinda sour . haha Hopefully it doesn't send me to the hospital for food poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch312 Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well, I ate it. But it didn't taste all that great. Tasted kinda sour . haha Hopefully it doesn't send me to the hospital for food poisoning. warm water smallies = yack cold water smallies = seconds please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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