Thursday Funny

[Twocoda]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

 

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

 

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

 

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

[mercman]

What a way tos start the day

[NAW]

I just forward that to a few people at work..

 

Thanks for the chuckle. I needed that this morning.

[crappieperchhunter]

Good one I wonder if he took a dump by the bosses propane tanks too :jerry:

[Rich Clemens]

Got some laughs here as well.

[fishindevil]

good one !!!

[Walleye'm Fishing]

Love it.

[EC1]

LOL. thanks for sharing!

[Wolf 3]

At least it was Hung Chow and not Hung Low...

[SirCranksalot]

Good one--I sent it along.

[jedimaster]

ha ha ha