Twocoda Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 What a way tos start the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAW Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 I just forward that to a few people at work.. Thanks for the chuckle. I needed that this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Good one I wonder if he took a dump by the bosses propane tanks too :jerry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Got some laughs here as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishindevil Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 good one !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleye'm Fishing Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC1 Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 LOL. thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf 3 Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 At least it was Hung Chow and not Hung Low... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirCranksalot Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Good one--I sent it along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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