The ultimate politically correct joke

[HTHM]

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a

Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian,

a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Zulu, an Indabele, a Xhosa, an Afrikaner and an Ethiopian went to a night club.

 

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. "

[Hud]

for a comedian you're one hell of a fisherman lol

[GBW]

for a comedian you're one hell of a fisherman lol

that was better than the joke, LOL!!!!

[spincast]

guess the Canadian was fishin'? -

[Dave Bailey]

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, ..."

 

Excuuuuuse me? That's 'American'. 'Yank' is politically incorrect!

[danbouck]

[vinnimon]

[Harrison]

for a comedian you're one hell of a fisherman lol

 

HA! Beauty!

[NAW]

Why are you putting Thia's on a pedestal. What makes them better then everyone else.

 

This joke offends me.. Mods.. please remove!

 

[Billy Bob]

Excuuuuuse me? That's 'American'. 'Yank' is politically incorrect!

 

I don't have any problem with it....BTW my Red Sox beat up on the "Yanks" yesterday..... :clapping:

 

Now if you called me a Redneck I might by you a Canadian Beer...eh...

 

Hey, how about your Canadian Cousins...the Neffie's.

Edited June 9, 2011 by Billy Bob