oldphart Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 ~~I left home about 5:30 a.m. to go pishen. On the way out the door I answered the wife's "what time will you be home?" question with "probably about 11:30, I'm only going out for the morning bite" 11:30 came & went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about 11:45 I rolled in the driveway, left my rods in the garage, and presents the wife with a pizza, and begins the apologetic story. I finished phishen about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home, when alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer. She said there's a tavern just up the road, and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit. I agreed to stop, we had a beer, then another beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this girl was not only pretty, she was very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having sex. And that is why I am so late getting home. The wife looked me in the eye and said "don't crap me; you stayed for the night bite also, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeeter Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 That is a good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Gotta remember that excuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 copy........paste to wordpad....save file as....'Nite Bite 1'........SAVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tb4me Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 awesome! love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'mHooked Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 You guys probably thinks he's kidding?...My wife just got home at midnight...said something about a guy helping her change a flat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldphart Posted March 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 ~~~~What was her name so I can tell the wife?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC1 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 LOL! Thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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