aplumma Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 Celsius) Californians shiver uncontrollably, Canadians plant gardens 35 degrees Fahrenheit (1.6 Celsius Italian cars won’t start, Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 Celsius) American water freezes, Canadian water gets thicker. 0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.9 Celsius) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat, Canadians have the last barbecue of the season. -60 degrees Fahrenheit ( -51 C) Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door. -100 degrees Fahrenheit (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole, Ottawa’s Rideau Canal opens for skating. -173 degrees Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg. -460 degrees Fahrenheit ( -273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying, “Cold, eh?” -500 degrees Fahrenheit ( -295 C) Hell freezes over, Toronto Maple Leafs win Stanley Cup. Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbouck Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 That joke never gets old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lew Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 Funny stuff Art, thanks for the laff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 good joke poor leafs as long as they don't start holding up signs that say ......I'm not Terry........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 as long as they don't start holding up signs that say ......I'm not Terry........ If they do, maybe they will do better on the ice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseMerch Posted December 8, 2009 Report Share Posted December 8, 2009 [ 0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.9 Celsius) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat, Canadians have the last barbecue of the season. i bbq year round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 Celsius) Californians shiver uncontrollably, and grow a mop top to keep their ears warm Canadians plant gardens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 That you Sweetie !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 That you Sweetie !! No, that would be Art, from his yearbook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 I was talking to Art!! I call you Hun.. remember! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daplumma Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 He may kill you when he sees this..he needs a facebook account. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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