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MooseMerch

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  1. Rob the Chicken Rob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Rob....' Rob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Rob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home..... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Rob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Rob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Rob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Rob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... "ROB, wake up. You crap the bed!'
  2. just park down at courtice beach, i'd say around dusk...
  3. Spray 9, works on almost anything
  4. my favorite reads "Toyotas stay back 100 feet"
  5. Sorry never fished there but , Welcome dood
  6. there were some nasty high winds through out the GTA yesterday
  7. Yup I had that emailed to me and said it was up barrie way
  8. Just got this in a email tell me what you guys think?
  9. I'd make sure they use a mix with manufactured sand, and no RAP, this will make it much more stable.
  10. Well my wifes dad had a liver transplant yesterday, all went well and hes in ICU recovering. The question I have is, I want to contact the donors family does anybody know if that would be kept confidental? Thanks fellas
  11. Hey I work for a Paving company, we don't do d-ways but if you measure the area you want paved, post it and i can tell you how many tonnes it'll take. If you get a company to do it I recommend Tri-Son Paving. PM me if you want more info.
  12. yup its a good deal i got my delivered last week
  13. They have camo and no-camo, not sure why they have a camo 1, they also have camo couches...
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