JohnF Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 The Dead Cow and Vet School. First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but I sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough; it's even tougher if you're stupid.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 This a joke or did it really happen cause that's awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozaibak1 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Haha good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leecher Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 LOL JohnF..... Thank you for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnsled Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Good laugh to start off the weekend. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbac31 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 That just made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centerpin_drift Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 made my day a little better also... nothing wrong with fingering a cow though. kidding. mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I've heard it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guidofisherman Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Now that is a good joke! What a message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Ya, last time it was the undertaker who was training some new students on a dead body. PMATD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Thats todays society. Thanks for the laugh John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted March 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I've heard it before. Yeah sure, but yer from 'Bama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve barrett Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Good one John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhioFisherman Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Great John! I will have to run that by my daughter, she will be starting college in the fall to be a vet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunkerbasshunter Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 lol to funny thanks cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theRJ Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Observation is always important. I pay attention in class and carefully watch the Prof teach our lessons. Shockingly I understand things! And I often find myself sitting in class listening to people ask annoying questions that they wouldn't have needed to ask if they had been paying attention. I'll have to remember something like this when I start TA'ing next year MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Don't worry though, the worst case is they suck my Asphalt. RJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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