Natural Laws (NF)

[PatB]

Natural Laws:

 

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch

or you'll have to pee.

 

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 

Law of Probability:

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the

stupidity of your act.

 

Law of the Telephone:

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

 

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,

the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

 

Variation Law:

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start

to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

 

Law of the Bath:

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

 

Law of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with

someone you don't want to be seen with.

 

Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

 

Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

Law of the Theatre:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive

last.

 

Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you

to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

Murphy's Law of Lockers:

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent

lockers.

 

Law of Rugs/Carpets:

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor

covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the

carpet/rug.

 

Law of Location:

No matter where you go, there you are.

 

Law of Logical Argument:

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

 

Brown's Law:

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

 

Oliver's Law:

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

 

Wilson's Law:

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop

making it.

[Bernie]

It's definitely the truth that makes it funny :lol

[jason27fish]

the funny part is most of it actually happens

[steverowbotham]

the truth is out there.

[express168]

I think six of those happened to me today!

[Fisherman]

There's more than one PB & Jamwich that's landed downside up on my floor.

[Rich Clemens]

And here I thought it was all Murphy's fault. Curious as to how much of this just does "Occur Naturally"

[fishergirl72]

Boy is that sooooo true! And that is why it is funny because most or all of that has happend to most of us!

[fishindevil]

yes and the flat tire incident has happened to me before honest like fishergirl said most of those things do happen to me anyway