misfish Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 You might want to rememeber this comeback... you might need it one day... and don't be drinking or eating while reading this..... Dad at the Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' Not sure how it felt.(sex with a peacock) Misfish is SCRACTHING HEAD. LOL, but man that is so funny.
DANIMAL Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 Funny stuff, I heard that one a few times in my mohawk days.
Beats Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 Coming from a 92 year old in a food court, that is awesome.
fishindevil Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 Thats agood one brian for sure !!! gotta hand it to the old fellow for being sharp as a tack too !!!
Wild Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 Your dad should have seen this guy yesterday, tight black shiny vinyl goth outfit with 6 in boots, white makeup with black eyes and matching hair, standing in the post office getting greyhound tickets with his accessorized girlfriend. All I could do is snicker walking past the two. Then I remember the long hair hard rock days of old and began missing the good times...
Greencoachdog Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 I really do hope "Dad" was mistaken and actually had sex with a Peahen!!!
JohnF Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 I really do hope "Dad" was mistaken and actually had sex with a Peahen!!! Does it really matter much? JF
Greencoachdog Posted October 30, 2008 Report Posted October 30, 2008 Does it really matter much? JF Maybe not to you...
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