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:Gonefishing:HUH?? Duh h h h h . . . ?? Takin' a (blush . . grin . . ) GURL fishin' those big, mean, viscious monsters? Yer liable to getcher arm bit off, eh? These things, when ya make 'em mad, will sometimes come right up on shore, and attack offending fisherpersons . . . . this is a VERY dangerous sport . . . do you have a good stout billy-club, or better still, a side-arm for protection? You need at least ONE high end rod & reel to donate to the carp Gods, before you even start. Do you still REALLY wanna risk it? :stretcher:

 

P. S.

We only use trout or salmon, OVER 10 pounds for bait! Just last week I saw a lady walking a big pit-bull beside some carp infested waters . . there was just a big splash, several yelps, then erie silence . . . . no more pit bull! <_<

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:Gonefishing:HUH?? Duh h h h h . . . ?? Takin' a (blush . . grin . . ) GURL fishin' those big, mean, viscious monsters? Yer liable to getcher arm bit off, eh? These things, when ya make 'em mad, will sometimes come right up on shore, and attack offending fisherpersons . . . . this is a VERY dangerous sport . . . do you have a good stout billy-club, or better still, a side-arm for protection? You need at least ONE high end rod & reel to donate to the carp Gods, before you even start. Do you still REALLY wanna risk it? :stretcher:

 

P. S.

We only use trout or salmon, OVER 10 pounds for bait! Just last week I saw a lady walking a big pit-bull beside some carp infested waters . . there was just a big splash, several yelps, then erie silence . . . . no more pit bull! <_<

 

No wonder yer still single, gawd, man. take 'er out!

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:Gonefishing:HUH?? Duh h h h h . . . ?? Takin' a (blush . . grin . . ) GURL fishin' those big, mean, viscious monsters? Yer liable to getcher arm bit off, eh? These things, when ya make 'em mad, will sometimes come right up on shore, and attack offending fisherpersons . . . . this is a VERY dangerous sport . . . do you have a good stout billy-club, or better still, a side-arm for protection? You need at least ONE high end rod & reel to donate to the carp Gods, before you even start. Do you still REALLY wanna risk it? :stretcher:

 

That's what you are for ... to fend off attacking carp and to donate the sacrificial rod. If you do a good enough job she may even let you buy her dinner, or at least a Timmy's coffee.

 

JF

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How far are you from (Golden Beach) Rice Lake, time & mileage-wise? As a matter of fact check your P. M.'s

 

It only took you 12 hours to PM the girl. You're a smooooooth operator. :wub:

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It only took you 12 hours to PM the girl. You're a smooooooth operator. :wub:

 

Yeah, but he's gotta do everything he can to give the impression that he's not desperate :D

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There once was a girl named Twilight

Who fell in to the limelight

She asked a comely chap

If perchance he would chance

To go carp Fishing some night

Jed

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Hey Photoz

 

I fished with her, and all I can say is see has the passion, but no one to fish with anymore....plus she will keep you laughing ( see's nutz)

 

Dave

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Dave...I still remember salmon fishing with you (my first)...had my waders on standing in the water close to the deep hole...you were sitting on a chair...you asked if I could grab the fly on your line...you were dangling the line just in front of me...so...I go to reach for the fly...and it moves more towards the "deep hole"...I move to grab it...it moves farther...again I reach to grab it...and it moves even farther...at that point (really close now to falling into the deep hole) I turn to look at you and there you are with the biggest grin...and you call me nutz!!!

 

I have great memories of fishing with you... :)

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