Tarzan's Jane Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 (edited) To take me CARP fishing with ya. Edited May 28, 2008 by twilight
Photoz Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 (edited) HUH?? Duh h h h h . . . ?? Takin' a (blush . . grin . . ) GURL fishin' those big, mean, viscious monsters? Yer liable to getcher arm bit off, eh? These things, when ya make 'em mad, will sometimes come right up on shore, and attack offending fisherpersons . . . . this is a VERY dangerous sport . . . do you have a good stout billy-club, or better still, a side-arm for protection? You need at least ONE high end rod & reel to donate to the carp Gods, before you even start. Do you still REALLY wanna risk it? P. S. We only use trout or salmon, OVER 10 pounds for bait! Just last week I saw a lady walking a big pit-bull beside some carp infested waters . . there was just a big splash, several yelps, then erie silence . . . . no more pit bull! Edited May 28, 2008 by Photoz
Tarzan's Jane Posted May 28, 2008 Author Report Posted May 28, 2008 hahaha...me thinks you may be a little skeered that a gurl could wup your
Clampet Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 HUH?? Duh h h h h . . . ?? Takin' a (blush . . grin . . ) GURL fishin' those big, mean, viscious monsters? Yer liable to getcher arm bit off, eh? These things, when ya make 'em mad, will sometimes come right up on shore, and attack offending fisherpersons . . . . this is a VERY dangerous sport . . . do you have a good stout billy-club, or better still, a side-arm for protection? You need at least ONE high end rod & reel to donate to the carp Gods, before you even start. Do you still REALLY wanna risk it? P. S. We only use trout or salmon, OVER 10 pounds for bait! Just last week I saw a lady walking a big pit-bull beside some carp infested waters . . there was just a big splash, several yelps, then erie silence . . . . no more pit bull! No wonder yer still single, gawd, man. take 'er out!
JohnF Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 HUH?? Duh h h h h . . . ?? Takin' a (blush . . grin . . ) GURL fishin' those big, mean, viscious monsters? Yer liable to getcher arm bit off, eh? These things, when ya make 'em mad, will sometimes come right up on shore, and attack offending fisherpersons . . . . this is a VERY dangerous sport . . . do you have a good stout billy-club, or better still, a side-arm for protection? You need at least ONE high end rod & reel to donate to the carp Gods, before you even start. Do you still REALLY wanna risk it? That's what you are for ... to fend off attacking carp and to donate the sacrificial rod. If you do a good enough job she may even let you buy her dinner, or at least a Timmy's coffee. JF
ccmtcanada Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 Bly does pretty well going after these guys!!
JohnF Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 Bly does pretty well going after these guys!! She's hiding the wounds well. JF
shane Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 A 'triple dog' dare!! You have no choice. Or forever be known as...
Photoz Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 How far are you from (Golden Beach) Rice Lake, time & mileage-wise? As a matter of fact check your P. M.'s
jonnybass Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 How far are you from (Golden Beach) Rice Lake, time & mileage-wise? As a matter of fact check your P. M.'s It only took you 12 hours to PM the girl. You're a smooooooth operator.
Stoty Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 No wonder yer still single, gawd, man. take 'er out! HAHAHA
johnnyb Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 It only took you 12 hours to PM the girl. You're a smooooooth operator. Yeah, but he's gotta do everything he can to give the impression that he's not desperate
Big Cliff Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 It's Ok Steve, I can't make it any day that you two can so it's all good to go!
oldphart Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 ~~~ If I tried to hold that phish that Bly has and the way she squatting, there be a very large Stain in my shorts
Tarzan's Jane Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Posted May 29, 2008 Sorry Photoz..didn't mean for ya to get razzed over this...but it is funny The good news is......Yes we are going Carp fishing...June 14th as a matter of fact
Clampet Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 (edited) There once was a girl named Twilight Who fell in to the limelight She asked a comely chap If perchance he would chance To go carp Fishing some night Jed Edited May 29, 2008 by Clamp-It
steve_paul Posted May 29, 2008 Report Posted May 29, 2008 Remember, we like Pictures Have fun guys, looking forward to the report.
DMASSE Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 Hey Photoz I fished with her, and all I can say is see has the passion, but no one to fish with anymore....plus she will keep you laughing ( see's nutz) Dave
Tarzan's Jane Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Posted May 30, 2008 Dave...I still remember salmon fishing with you (my first)...had my waders on standing in the water close to the deep hole...you were sitting on a chair...you asked if I could grab the fly on your line...you were dangling the line just in front of me...so...I go to reach for the fly...and it moves more towards the "deep hole"...I move to grab it...it moves farther...again I reach to grab it...and it moves even farther...at that point (really close now to falling into the deep hole) I turn to look at you and there you are with the biggest grin...and you call me nutz!!! I have great memories of fishing with you...
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