The Blonde Handywoman

[Headhunter]

The Blonde Handywoman

 

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a 'Handywoman' and started canvassing the neighborhoods.

 

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

 

'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?'

 

The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

 

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'

 

He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

 

The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes .'

 

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.

 

'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge.'

 

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

 

 

'And by the way,' the blonde added ... 'it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus'

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[Joey]

Hahahahaha, I heard that one before, but it is classic.

 

Love it Joe

 

Joey

[Cory]

From the title of the thread I thought you had found somebody who could fix your sink....

[Big Cliff]

You guys have to stop this, I'm getting tired of cleaning the coffee off my computer LOL

[silveradosheriff]

Good one - reminds me of the Winabagel roll up the rim!

[Tarzan's Jane]

You gotta love blondes...we make the world so much more fun.

[Roy]

Such lovely blonde hair. It's a shame she dyes the roots black.

[Tarzan's Jane]

Such lovely blonde hair. It's a shame she dyes the roots black.

 

I most certainly do not...although there is some grey...just a wee bit, blends in nice...never have dyed my hair. I'm insulted.

[Roy]

UMMMMMMMMMMM Twilight, it's an OLD joke. It had nothing to do with you. I don't even know what colour your hair is.

[Tarzan's Jane]

It was a fake blonde moment...gotcha.

[HTHM]

how do you drown a blonde?????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

[HTHM]

A blonde went to her doctor and complained that she had a strange sickness................"I hurt all over, every time I touch my self it hurts!" With that she showed the doctor by touching her leg, OW!, her arm, OW! her face OW!. and so on.

The doctor said to her, Dear, nothing serious is wrong with you, however your finger is broken.