oldphart Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) > There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo >toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. > > Well, Joey is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports >for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. > > The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel >Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about >the new employee. > > He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is >backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. > > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so >the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is >so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and >they're really beginning to pile up. > > At the end of the line there stands Joey surrounded by mountains of >Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of >small marbles. > > The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, >wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package >between Elmo's legs. > > The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes >of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Joey. > > 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, >'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...' > > 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. Edited January 24, 2008 by oldphart
Whopper Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 That's funny right there Just stay off the same lake that Joey is on and you'll be alright oldfart
Headhunter Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 That explains why Paul is always smilin! HH
Handlebarz Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 I would say your in more trouble for calling Joey "Lena"
irishfield Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 Did you want her to sew them on by hand or with a machine Pete?
Joey Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 Well, well, well, sleep with one eye open oldphart Paybacks are a biiach!! Joey
Tarzan's Jane Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 hahahaha....hey some are fun to tickle. WTG Joey.
DT10Sam Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 Olephart you are messing with the wrong lady.................You must have suicidal tendencies? Sorry for laughing Joey. Regards, Sam
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