danc Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 LOL if I posted that I would have a big bump on the back of my head and my wife would be buying a new iron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I'm going to remain silent on this matter Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camillj Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) Thats sooooooo perfect ... Edited January 24, 2008 by camillj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douG Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Youse are bad, but pretty dang funny. I need to buy a new iron too, Terry, way behind on the cast iron frying pans as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mufasa001 Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I laughed really hard, then showed my wife the post. The doctor says I should be able to walk again with lots of rehabilitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lostchild Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I was killing myself laughing at this post, my wife asked what was so funny....i said nothing, this time I was silent! Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Good one....still not as good as your sock story though....few are...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daplumma Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Good one....still not as good as your sock story though....few are...... Sock story??Do tell.... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 C'mon Dan...tell the sock story...You tell a joke so much better'n I do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danc Posted January 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 C'mon Dan...tell the sock story...You tell a joke so much better'n I do! LOL... Perhaps another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Pretty pleeeze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Got this one in the email yesterday A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage, "did you see me rob the bank". The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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