LOL.. my "funny" yesterday was being in Sears... and a women at the check out yells to the whole store. "I'M DONE MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING..YAHOO". And then the cashier says.. "I'm sorry Mam.. but your Mastercard has been declined, do you have another card" !
Gave me a chuckle at the time, but sad all the same. Christmas has got out of hand.. and you can't spend what you don't have folks!