It's not the water that's the worry, it's the rocks and logs and concrete I keep landing on. At least the water don't hurt
Seriously, yes I could wear a PFD, and yes I could wear a safety bonnet, and yes I could use a cane, and yes I should also carry a portable chair. Or, I could follow one Dr's advice and find a safer hobby like needlepoint or tiddlywinks
I'm still not as bad as Bill Dance