capt bruce

DANO I remember it with this " Kids Prefer Cheese Over Fried Green Spinach " Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species

In the Linnaean classification system, genus is the category immediately above species.

this picture was sent to me awhile ago ,its one of those internet things" a friend of my uncles brother etc. etc." I dont know where it was really taken or by whom but it is a little scary

Makaira nigricans .... Atlantic blue marlin

Your right Mr Brown and now I know why , leave city late , get stuck in the crazy traffic from downtown to the shaw so now its really late and with still aways to go before barrys bay ,thought I finally had the road to myself , foot got a little heavey .Was a hard leason to learn but theres a good reason for speed limits ...

That explains where those things come from , I was wondering how they just seamed to magically appear. probably goes along way to explaining all those bumps on the back of my head allso lol. keep up the good work guys , easy to forget the work that goes on to keep this great site up and running. A big thanks to all involved

Got a nice 8 pointer with my car Friday night just south of maynoth, In all the years ive been driveing at night up north first time this happened , came up over a hill and it was right there in middle of road ,I now know what deer caught in the headlights means , It didnt try to move just bang and than it was in the seat beside me .Nead to go car shopping today , amazeing what a 150 pound animal can do to your car at 100 klicks . lucky I came out with only a kick to the head , blood was everyware inside car some mine but mostly the poor deer , what a mess ..

John famous words to live by for panseys "Quando omni flunkus moritati" You have had me fooled all this time , steel with Mike or ????? WHAT DO YOU THINK TIGER WOULD DO !!! Sorry but gotta get your priorities set . IM A MAN I CAN CHANGE, IF I HAD , I GUESS. encyclopediadramatica.com/Pussy-whipped lmao sorry john no hard feelings but" ITS STEEL WITH MIKE !!!!!!!!"

IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP? IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION? IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?" WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT? IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES? WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM? IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED? CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS? IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT? WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES? HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS? WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO? IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY? IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE? WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT? WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"? WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM? IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED? CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD? *****************************************************

Im sure all will be fine Brian , had my right hip, knee and ankle replaced this spring and after 8 months Im walking better than I ever did with my organic leg ,cant wait to get back fishing next year , best advise is get him up and about as fast as he can . When I go for my check ups I see the people that did their exercises and were up and about fast did alot better than the ones who didnt . Tell your pops good luck , hopefully no more limping and a end to the pain .

Rochdale College , I lived there my first two years at UofT (rent when you paid was real cheap), met my wife of 40 years there lmao . cant beleive we still graduated, lots of stories to tell our grandkids p.s. We didnt inhale lol those were the days my friend

Darn, Tiger was a mailbox and a telephone pole short of his first "grand slam." Ellin Woods, wife of Tiger, has a twin sister Josephine. If you look closely, It is easy to tell them apart. Elin is the one brandishing a 5 iron. New Nike "TW" hat........$25 New Nike Golf Shoes......$125 New Cadillac Escalade....$60,000 New Nike Iron, wrapped around your head, By jealous wife.. ......PRICELESS ! ! Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." Nike was quick to announce the new Elin Nordegren line of clubs. This latest addition to ladies golf does not include a putter for reasons Nike will not comment on, though they have grips shaped like knife handles, and rather than reducing your slice, they actually make your slice more accurate. Nike claims they can cut through the toughest rough, like say, the side of a large vehicle, and while they don't improve your own driving, they can in fact negatively impact the driving of anyone around you. Check them out- they're at dieyourottencheatingpig.com

This just in: Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' wife, has hired Chris Brown to help her improve her golf swing.

Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5." Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger! Tigers Attorneys issued the following statement: "Mr. Woods would like to take a mulligan." Tiger's troubles started early today, where, on only his second ho, he drove through a water hazard and into the trees. tiger woods called. he wanted to know if i'd play a couple of rounds with him. "sure, tiger," i told him. "you don't mind if i drive, do you? oh! uh, is elin coming with us? ok if she sits in the front seat?" Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open. and last but not least ..... What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegiens.

"Spam Instant Karma" lmao

Round 2 starts tomorrow , I think Tonys friends idea made it to round two ?? not sure , whats up Tony are we in to round 2 ?? hope so , voteing starts again in 13 hours

http://www.ofncommunity.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=31250

Good one Doc, lmao ...

My condolences to Bernadette and Sonny's family , they say only the good die young , Hope their biting good in heaven Sonny , tight lines .

Not to sound bad but it takes more than haveing a boat to be a charter captain , It reminds me of montie phython the guy says "I want to be a lion tamer , "I got a hat".How would you feel if you paid good hard earned bucks to a guy to take you out and he dont know how to run planner boards ???? , people are hireing you for you experence and expertise , get a few summers under your belt , not one or two days with a guy ! the boat does not catch the fish and if the boat has a good rep , its the operator that has gotten it not the boat . Its a good boat well equiped , run it for a few summers and get to know it (if anything I have leanered about boats in my 20+ years of chartering its that THEY BREAK DOWN, lots more than just fishing to learn when running a boat ) and than maybe you can start chartering it MAYBE . sorry if I sound negative but I have allways said there should be a test for a charter lisence, standards should be set , its hard enough to make any money from chartering without people with captains hats takeing people out and turning them and there friends off because of a negative experence. Good luck , you can Pm me and I will answer any questions , but my advise is buy the boat if you like it as I said its a good boat and its well equiped but before you ask people to pay you to take them out you got a LOT to learn , you dont get experence reading fishing forums , time on the water time time and more time and did I say boats break down , when you got three booking for the week end and its friday night and you got a motor that will not start you better know how to fix it .sorry again but it is not easy to make money fishing , from someone who knows .

another vote from the Capt , bump

Voted again ... bump

Great catch Dave , but I dont think that is what is ment by haveing your trophie catch mounted

"If you're hungry, go hit the Zehrs fish tank." Aniceguy , great post by someone who has put some thought into his post and had something to add, too bad guys like you didnt take up a carreer with the mnr, a system like you proposed is what we need , one that takes into accout ALL USER GROUPS, not just the imagined ELITE that have FORGOT why people started fishing in the first place , FOR FOOD. Can't understand why people take the time to post to threads when they dont have anything to say , and cant even manage something at least funny Re: the above fish tank post ???

You got my vote , it really is a good idea . Capt