Don't eat the BBQ monkey meat on a stick... even if it smells good!
The dark rum is good and will work for washing out wounds should you happen to step on a Sting Ray or Hardhead Catfish while wading.
You'll be sorry if you touch the pretty blue and pink ballons floating on the water (Portugese Man of Wars).
Tarpon and Snook around the lights at night. Snook, Mangrove Snapper, and 'Cudas around the Mangrove Islands during the day. Snook, 'Cudas, and Lookdowns around bridge pilings. Scoop Peeler Crabs off of seawalls with a small net for Bonefish and Permit.
No hanky panky on the beach without a blanket... sand is not good "down there"!
If you hear deep toned cello music while swimming, get out of the water FAST!!!