Tarzan's Jane

Liked your poem very much

Nice little spot for sure....cute kids and those are huge dogs! I wouldn't be sneaking up on you that's for darn sure.

It's everywhere. A few weeks ago I was off and happened to notice quite a few kids picking up garbage. A closer look and I recognized what school the kids were from. So I called...spoke to the secretary and expressed my thanks. I told her that I often see the school's students on their lunch coming to the park and leaving their garbage on the ground and sometimes throwing it in the river. (that sets me off big time and I don't do well in keeping silent) The year prior I had spoken to a few kids from high school who on their lunch left their garbage at the park bench. All three picked up the garbage and walked to the garbage can. One had an attitude and dropped his garbage beside the can instead of in it. They heard me tell him "nice" and his buddy picked it up. I know it's not just kids.....I see garbage on the golf course too and in the parking lot....pretty sad.

What's his face....you know......darn, he likes to hunt and enjoys racing, is a Newfie, a grandpa, first name is Brian. It just came to me....Misfish! He taught me to look at men's shoes.

GCD if you come back I will fish without my shirt on. In fact I bet all the gals here would!!! Ya right....as if..... But one never really knows

Friday evening - pool. Saturday late afternoon - golf. Sunday visit with family, Monday maybe fishing. Enjoy the weekend

Excellent....the students actually look happy to be there....who wouldn't. Good on you for volunteering your time.

Hahaha....how do you know? héhéhé

Really!!!....thanks for the info. I seriously would consider not ever skinny dipping if I was a guy.

You have what many could only wish for. Your place looks so nice and I bet there is no other better smell than walking through the bush. When it happens to me I'll turn to the person/people I am with and I'll ask them if they can smell that. I ususally get - 'smell what'? Sitting on my balcony last night I was enjoying watching a couple of ducks playing...going to be hard to give that up. Enjoy your summer - nothing like fresh tomatoes, cucumbers heck fresh everything

HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse in from the garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail. Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans and drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10. Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. 13. Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little bugger's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rought about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.. 15. Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. How To Give A Dog A Pill 1. Wrap it in Bacon 2. Toss it in the air.

No thanks....ugly little sucker....I can't imagine what other creatures are lurking in the deep waters. Almost makes me want to give up fishing - almost.

That was some report, love the pics.....your little guy is precious....love the hair and the eyes and that picture of him holding your finger is some special. I think he needs a brother or little sister don't ya think.

too funny....perhaps you should lay low for a bit. haha Very nice trailer....

How interesting....I'll have the pretty blue and pink one....2nd column 3rd row. That's quite a trip you are on.......enjoy and thanks for posting those pics.

Good on you and your team....congrats!!

Very pretty fish!

With this thread and the other one I just finished reading - OFC - I want to ram my body into walls. And picturing myself doing just that has given me the chuckle I needed to get on with my day.

Thank you very much.

Happy Birthday Joey! Enjoy your special day.

Hello All.... A friend will be joining me fishing but does not have a licence. I don't really know if they intend on continuing the sport and so was wondering if there is such a thing as a 1 day fishing licence. Thanks, Nancy

Is it really 2010! Happy Belated Art. Are you 50 yet???

Just a quick response to all you lazy men who prefer to sit on your tush...golf is a great work out. And no I haven't given up the fishing just trying out new stuff. Hunting...well I need to target shoot first...not sure that I can kill wabbits nor bambi, heck probably not even gentle ben.... Roy....you wouldn't be able to last a full 18 holes!! I won't even double dog dare ya on that either....I saw pics of you from your days at Lakair...pretty sad indeed. hahaha

Maybe your sweetie can share some of her distemper meds with ya!

hahaha....I'll be trying hunting next. Hope all goes well for your "better half".