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Cliff offer him a weekend at your place, bring ALL that rent money in cash! He'll thow in breakast and a boat ride.

Then, I will present her with "gifts" those little screwdrivers you sent along should make her happy again! have a good weekend on the water.

I just got it, more work! I appreciate your help. If I don't get this right have a place on the boat for me "she will be upset". I put the $s in the mail this morning at 9 am. Albert

This is a great site. Map shows every portage (in metres) and canoe routes and other configurations. http://www.algonquinmap.com/download.html

I was wearing glove all last week and she said, take off that glove and order the part for the dryer! I'll check in with you soon. Enjoy your Fridays. A

Hei I bought water (Nestle brand) at that price last night also up in Woody at Fortinos. And know I won't sit in line to save five cents either. Irish, if you're ever down King and Dufferin way (Liberty Village) drop in for a chat – 219 Dufferin 200A I answer the door! A

If you have a Tutu in your closet!

Will drop 6+ cents after midnight. Still getting it

Anyone need any typography/proofreading services, I come cheap at $55 per hour! my lawn needs help!

Maybe they want a fork tongue Terry

After midnight and additional 6.5 cent per liter. In the GTA 1.39 + Something about a flood in Luisiana may damage refineries. Filled up for 1.29.9 and that was not a treat.

You gotta love the Canadian sense of humour. > > West Jet is an Airline with head office situated in Calgary , Alberta . WestJet airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight 'safety lecture' and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: > > On a WestJet flight (There is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, 'People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!' > ----------------------- > On another WestJet Flight with a very 'senior' flight attendant crew, the pilot said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.' > ------------------------ > On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have.' > ------------------------ > 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.' ----------------------- > 'Thank you for flying WestJet Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.' > --------------------------- > As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at the Vancouver Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: 'Whoa, big fella.. WHOA!' > ------------------------- > After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Ontario, a flight attendant on a West Jet flight announced, 'Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.' > ----------------------- > From a WestJet Airlines employee: 'Welcome aboard West Jet Flight 245 to Calgary . To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.' > --------------------- > 'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favourite.' > ----------------------- > 'Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than West Jet Airlines.' > ------------------------ > 'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.' > ----------------------- > 'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.' > --------------------------- > And from the pilot during his welcome message: 'West Jet Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry.. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!' > ----------------------------- > Heard on WestJet Airlines just after a very hard landing in Edmonton : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, 'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt..' > ------------------------------ > Overheard on a West Jet Airlines flight into Regina , on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Regina . Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!' > ------------------------------ > Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: 'We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.' > --------------------- > An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a 'Thanks for flying our airline.' He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?' > 'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it?' > The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were we shot down?' > ------------------- > After a real crusher of a landing in Halifax , the attendant came on with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.' > ----------------------- > Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: 'We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of West Jet Airways.' > ----------------------- > Heard on a WestJet Airline flight, 'Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em.' > ----------------------- > A plane was taking off from the Winnipeg Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Winnipeg to Montreal . The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!' > Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!' A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!'

Send it back in one piece with Will and Kate, he is a Pilot. It can be a collector's item later on. I can tell you where they will be July 1. Sorry Wayne I've lost it.

if you can wait 3+ drop after midnight and less by the weekend according to reports.

Mike, I live in a restricted area (Vaughan) but I'm across where it ends. Every year they give away mulch which they make. I went early to avoid the lineups first in line yippeeee "how many bags sir" 5 please and where do you live across the street . . . no can do, can't transport out of the area :wallbash: I go on my way come back three hours later and everyone in my area has fresh mulch around their trees – so the rules went out the window when it got busy. So much for protecting the environment! And probably didn't want to load it back into the trucks.

And I came out last week! I think you could be 'sick' on Sunday for a few hours I know I will, I don't to go to Newmarket either!

I'll get on Bowmanville's case maybe he can get somebody in the fall at the new store! He has played with Gilmour and Wendel. Let you know

I found a spider in mine! A few years back.

Does $3.98 at Fortino's count! :wallbash:

I' m in Brookilin all day tomorrow, visiting my daughter, will they be ready?

Tie a yellow ribbon around old oak tree then cut it down! Remember crap coming out the back of my snowmobile when I had one and started it for the first time! Good luck with the clean up.

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They have been there so long I remember when they had a dock! I drive by at least two times a day and all I see is the boat up in the air, maybe the lake dropped too!

what were you doing in "Beavertown"?