Dog complaints(NF!)

[SirCranksalot]

Top Ten Complaints From Dogs

 

 

'1' Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all!

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'2' Yelling at me for barking...
I'M A DAMN DOG!

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'3' Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4' Any trick that involves balancing

food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff

up when you're not home.

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'6' The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain!

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'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9' Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

[captpierre]

The last one is best!

[SuperDave]

LOL so true. Great post!

[manitoubass2]

Hahahahha

[davey buoy]

Good one !!!!

[Smokercrafty]

My dog likes to turn to me while, and after licking himself, with a face that screams, "yea, you know it! You only wish"

 

Lol

 

Good post!!

[Gerritt]

I'd never leave the couch!

[Paudash]

great post

[Old Ironmaker]

Excellent. I never could understand the term "work like a dog". Eat, procreate, sleep, repeat. Not bad.