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Joey

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Trying to set a password

 

 

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

 

USER: cabbage

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

 

USER: boiled cabbage

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

 

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

 

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

 

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

 

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

 

USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

 

Good one. "shared' it with my FB 'friends'

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Thanks Joey for posting and Big Cliff awesome response :worthy:

 

My wife just came home for lunch red faced because of problems she was having with logging into a program at work and with her email.

 

While reading Big Cliffs response she started laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes.

 

Joey u are not alone for sure :clapping:

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It is a cold winter morning; husband is on his way to work when his cell phone rings, it's a text from his wife:

 

Wife, "windows frozen"

 

Husband: "pour hot water on it"

 

A few minutes later;

 

Wife: "Now the whole computer is totally messed up"!

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We also got our water from the well up there!!!! A big cement well and we had to pump it out into a bucket for drinking or doing the dishes (after heating it on the stove or in the fireplace of course) :)

 

Still remember the heat and cooking all coming from the big potbelly stove. Forgetting to warm the seat in the "honey hut" on a cold winter's night... Forget about the bathtub, we had Sauna.

Didn't have hot and cold running water til the early 70's at Aunt Lily's. Not til the 80's at uncle George's

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We had a sauna too, big rocks, pour some water on them. The gals went first (me, my sister, mom, two aunts and grandma) and then when we were good and hot, so hot your gold necklace chain hurt, you'd run down and jump in the lake, then back to the sauna :) then it was the men's turn!!!

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Trying to set a password

 

 

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

 

USER: cabbage

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

 

USER: boiled cabbage

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

 

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

 

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

 

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

 

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

 

USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

 

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

 

hehehe.

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