Woman/man conversation

[Big Cliff]

 

 

Woman:

Do you drink beer?

 

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

 

Man:

Usually about 3

 

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

 

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

 

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

 

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

 

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ...correct?

 

Man: Correct

 

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past

20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

 

Man: Correct

 

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a compound interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

 

Man: Do you drink beer?

 

Woman: No

 

 

Man: Where's your "blanking" Ferrari?

 

[leaf4]

lol good one.... it could work to swap out beer for cigarettes too haha

[Fisherman]

And if she didn't use all that expensive make-up and facial cremes, she could have one too...

[moxie]

Nice one!!! No matter how hard they try we are and always be the superior sex .

[crappieperchhunter]

Good one Cliff Debbe even grinned...when she thought I wasn't looking...after I showed it to her.

[AdamS]

LOL

[Steelheadphycho]

Hahaha!!!!

 

My wife said " my husband knocked me up three times so I have a blanking Ford Flex!"

[Ben_Daniels]

And if she didn't use all that expensive make-up and facial cremes, she could have one too...

You might like this joke Fisherman!

 

"One day my wife, told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up.

 

I asked her,"How come I have to give up stuff and you don't?"

 

She said "The make-up is to make me pretty for you."

 

I told her "That's what the beer is for."

 

I don't think she's coming back."