manitoubass2 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) So today I'm sitting in my Lazy Boy watching InfoWars, when my Canadian made IPhone rings. "Let's go fishing on the infamous Rainy River"! Shouts my emphatic friend. "Um sure, I spose. But let me check my Navionics Super Barium for spots first" I reply. "Thats it! I found the most elusive shore spot EVER"!!!!! Minutes later we'er loading up the 16" Lund, loaded with our brand spanking new 300 horsepower Mercury tiller!!! Upon arrival, i have an idea. We, as anglers so often talk about fishing breaks, points etc. well what is the most prolific break for fish? The surface! Thats it, gameplay in motion. Ice out walleye on LiveTarget topwaters! So i tie on a VMC UV shortshank jig to my 10lb PowerPro, coupled with a Okuma 30a reel and 6'4" Shimano Clarus rod. Moments later we arrive at our super elusive shore spot. First cast a 5lb walleye hammers my jig! "Game ON!!!. Next cast, 8lb keeper for the grill! This is AMAZING!!! things slowed down after that just enough for us to cook some JOHNSONVILLE brats. "Why do you love JOHNSONVILLE brats so much John"? "Mmmmm, meat" he so elocuantly replies. Back to fishing. BAM! "Get the Frabill! Get the FRABILL" next up come this gorgeous pickereye around 12lbs. We never woulda landed that fish without our Mustang float suits Next fish comes on a Northland Tackle Buckshot jig, " man those fish love these BUCKSHOTS! we decided one more fish before we left. I feel a hit, and fish on! "Man that was a mush bite, he just sucked it. Let's call this fish Sidney Kadri". trip over, praise The Lord and saviour!!!! Thanks for tuning in, and until next time, stay thirsty my friends! Edited April 9, 2014 by manitoubass2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris.brock Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 oh, don't worry, we're thirsty can you recommend a good place where I can buy the tackle you were using? nice job MB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leaf4 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Minutes later we'er loading up the 16" Lund, loaded with our brand spanking new 300 horsepower Mercury tiller!!![/url] you fit a 300hp tiller on a 16" boat... where's the picture of that! hahaha just playing nice catches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted April 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 This report is just satire my friends:) was a good 40 minutes of fishing. Just went to see how the launch was and happen to bring a rod:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Man, awesome report. NONE of that would have been possible without the Johnsonvilles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i2cool2fool Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Nice. French's Mustard really saves the day and can be the difference maker on your Johnsonville brat while out for the day fishing. Pick up a bottle at your favorite retailer. In stores now at Walmart and Superstores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lew Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Great fish'n report Charlie, oops sorry, Manitou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 You forgot to mention the wristwatch portable fish finder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillM Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I hope you got a bunch of free swag from all your sponsers! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted April 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) I hope you got a bunch of free swag from all your sponsers! lolunfortunately, they all told me I wasnt marketable enough, accept for some company RBC Investors Group. They said i really should take a good look at my retirement plan. So be sure to check them out! And I got 40,000 free flyer miles and a trip to the Barbados! Edited April 9, 2014 by manitoubass2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleye'm Fishing Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Great post!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnsled Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 I gotta go buy some Johnsonvilles before my next trip. LOL! Fun report to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Lol I just re-read this report and its so rediculous haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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