SirCranksalot Posted March 15, 2014 Report Posted March 15, 2014 HOW TO REALLY MESS THINGS UPA man and a woman have had a great night out... the expensive restaurant, classy entertainment, everything is perfect. On the way to the bedroom, the woman asks her man: "Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?"The man responds calmly, thinking that he has outwitted her little test: "Neither, baby, I prefer you."
akaShag Posted March 16, 2014 Report Posted March 16, 2014 Miss Thumb and her Four Little Hand Maidens come to the rescue............. Reminds me of a Very Short Fairy Tale:Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him. She said no, and he lived happily ever after. Doug
limeyangler Posted March 16, 2014 Report Posted March 16, 2014 LOL…ok 'wanker' here must mean something completely different than in England!
akaShag Posted March 16, 2014 Report Posted March 16, 2014 back to limeyangler.............on the contrary, a wanker is what the guy will be.................
limeyangler Posted March 16, 2014 Report Posted March 16, 2014 back to limeyangler.............on the contrary, a wanker is what the guy will be................. LOL…most probably.
John Posted March 16, 2014 Report Posted March 16, 2014 No Simon it has the same meaning here both literal and figurative just hadn't heard it outside my Brit friends..
SirCranksalot Posted March 16, 2014 Author Report Posted March 16, 2014 I'm a former member of the Lakeshore Wankers Club based in Pickering but open to all. They had annual awards....but only in the figurative category!!
akaShag Posted March 16, 2014 Report Posted March 16, 2014 PS to limeyangler) That was why, in reply #5, I referred to Miss Thumb and her four little hand maidens..............
akaShag Posted March 16, 2014 Report Posted March 16, 2014 Back to knuguy...............that must have been quite the club and its annual awards night..........I can see the MC: "Gentlemen, the three finalists for Onanist of the Year are..........." to wild if somewhat sticky applause.............
SirCranksalot Posted March 16, 2014 Author Report Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) one of the most memorable moves, although apparently not eligible for the award due to insufficient # of witnesses, was when 1 guy while welcoming his daughter's finance to the family at her wedding, referred to the groom by the wrong name----that of her previous BF!! Edited March 16, 2014 by Knuguy
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