Nipfisher Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens asked. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay.” "Oh my God!" said Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 2-twenty pound King crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper smiled and said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow." Hey, fishing is fishing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Caster Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 hahaha grim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captpierre Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 My Mrs can't understand why I'm roaring with laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey buoy Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 My Mrs can't understand why I'm roaring with laughter It really was a good one lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Divorce is over rated....just go fishing together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tb4me Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 lol awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsevern Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 So funny I had to share it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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