oldphart Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 ------------------------- 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?? 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC1 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 I love my dogs for all of the reasons above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike rousseau Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Well said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bob Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 And if you lock your dog in the trunk of your car for a hour it's still glad to see you when you open the truck lid..............try that with your wife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 And if you lock your dog in the trunk of your car for a hour it's still glad to see you when you open the truck lid..............try that with your wife... You talkin from experience Bob ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhioFisherman Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 My dog is a lot cheaper to keep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Yeah, we'll see if you still love your dog when ol' "Butch" starts meeting you at the door in a négligée. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bob Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Yeah, we'll see if you still love your dog when ol' "Butch" starts meeting you at the door in a négligée. What, you never heard of screwing the pooch....LOL Our road crews do it so much for so long I once asked one worker while waiting for a signal to change...."where's all the puppies"...he said what puppies....I said you've been screwing the pooch for so long on this job there has to be puppies by now...thank God the signal changed then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handlebarz Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 And if you lock your dog in the trunk of your car for a hour it's still glad to see you when you open the truck lid..............try that with your wife... You took my answer and you listen to Bob and Tom to much but that's not a bad thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhickey Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Thry dont say "YOU CANT DO THAT THIS WKND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeeter Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Sure, now you post it. Why didn't you post this 25 years ago? Or at least put a stamp on the envelope and mail it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldphart Posted October 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 ~~~~Had a Foreman ask me once if I was Screwing the Pooch, asked him if he wanna to buy a Puppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbuck Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 ~~~~Had a Foreman ask me once if I was Screwing the Pooch, asked him if he wanna to buy a Puppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt bruce Posted October 25, 2011 Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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