Nipfisher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 A Male Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and slept with skinny long-legged broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to stripper bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 ya...not gonna tell this one to the wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Caster Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Hahahaha that gave me a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave524 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 yup, pretty much the way it was, didn't get married till just shy of 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Perfect. Now if I could work up the nerve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike rousseau Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Charlie Sheen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nipfisher Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 ya...not gonna tell this one to the wife I edited it ALOT to get passed the mods. Add swear words and profanity, strippers, and sexual innuendos and you have the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I like SPAM I had spam spam eggs toast and spam for breakfast today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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