Nipfisher Posted September 27, 2011 Report Posted September 27, 2011 A Male Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and slept with skinny long-legged broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to stripper bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end.
Rizzo Posted September 27, 2011 Report Posted September 27, 2011 ya...not gonna tell this one to the wife
Rod Caster Posted September 27, 2011 Report Posted September 27, 2011 Hahahaha that gave me a good laugh.
dave524 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Posted September 27, 2011 yup, pretty much the way it was, didn't get married till just shy of 50
misfish Posted September 27, 2011 Report Posted September 27, 2011 Perfect. Now if I could work up the nerve.
Nipfisher Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Posted September 27, 2011 ya...not gonna tell this one to the wife I edited it ALOT to get passed the mods. Add swear words and profanity, strippers, and sexual innuendos and you have the original.
mercman Posted September 27, 2011 Report Posted September 27, 2011 I like SPAM I had spam spam eggs toast and spam for breakfast today
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