PatrickGG Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Do not Drink and drive or don't try and get away from the Breathalyzer lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tootsie II Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 I can't resist it. It gives new meaning to the term " Eat my shorts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelcat Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 (edited) he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out. LOL~ Too bad "Mythbusters" didn't test this out while they were trying to bust the myth of other ways to beat the breathalyzer~! LOL Edited March 26, 2007 by Steelcat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinS Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimace Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 I have never had to eat the ass out of my shorts when i called a cab. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceguy Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 That guy in picture is 18 ouch! Drinking can age ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 I've heard about getting "cotton mouth" before, but that's carrying it a little too far! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grt1 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Hey, you gotta remember, this guy is from Alberta, you know those farm boys, who knows what else they eat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GbayGiant Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 That guy in picture is 18 ouch! Drinking can age ya. Judging from the thick mustache and huge aviator glasses I would guess that's a picture of the cop. lol. standard police look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch312 Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 i had to do a breathalyzer when i got pulled over by an opp. drank 3 beers in 10-15 mins and got pulled over about 20-30 minutes later and blew 0 thought for sure it would have at least shown something. the funniest thing ive heard for beating the breathalyzer is to drink alcohol asap before doing the test because it will overload the scanner.... if that is a pic of the guy that ate his underwear...i feel sorry for him. by the time he is 40 he will look like he is 150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caper Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 the funniest thing ive heard for beating the breathalyzer is to drink alcohol asap before doing the test because it will overload the scanner.... Then you will be doing the main breath test at the Police station after being arrested because it will show that you failed the roadside. Not so sure you want to go down that road.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustink Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 LOL...wow... "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Wormer (Animal House) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsman Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 One of the funniest thing I ever scene in court was on the case before the case I was to testify on. A man was charged with refusing the breath test. Lawyer: Why did you refuse to give the breath test? Accused: Just before the officer inserted the tube into the breatherlizer "I observered the officer picking his nose". I wasn't blowing into that. Case dismissed if for nothing other than oridginallity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch312 Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Then you will be doing the main breath test at the Police station after being arrested because it will show that you failed the roadside. Not so sure you want to go down that road.. lol i know. i just found it amusing that this idiot actually thinks that. the sad part is he was serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easton13th Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 I was always told by my mother to wear clean shorts in case your in an accident BUT now I think it has other advantages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garyv Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Geeze I wonder what his breath smelled like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verno Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Geeze I wonder what his breath smelled like? Nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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