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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 28 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "TWENTY EIGHT YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

 

NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, $35,000.00 TRUCK, an AIRPLANE, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TVs, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 47-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

 

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 19 -YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

 

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.

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Yah... but you're not 30 like Buster Paul!!

Ahhh com'on I'm 36 :whistling: she's 49 , It's been 11 yrs. who would have thunk, our boy is 8 this march..AND we're Happy..go figure.My 14 yr old boy from my former marriage lives with us too :clapping:

Here's my baby playing with her grandchildren..She has 4 children from her former marriage one together,14 yr old step son and 4 grand kids.. :clapping:

 

X-mas costs me a fortune. :mellow:

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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 28 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "TWENTY EIGHT YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

 

NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, $35,000.00 TRUCK, an AIRPLANE, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TVs, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 47-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

 

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 19 -YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

 

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.

 

 

I love older women!!!

 

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75 Years young and looking better everyday!!! :clapping:

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Found on the Refrigerator One Morning

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,

being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with

you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not

wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening

with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don’t be upset - I shall be home before midnight.

 

When the man came home late that night, he

found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being

54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that

you are also 54 years old.

As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to

inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with

Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.

He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge

of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation,

although with one small difference ...

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

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