misfish Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Morning Sex She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming Or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governator Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketchenany Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 That timer will never get fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAW Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 The eggs wouldn't even be close to done if that happened to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 (edited) Bust the springs in the toaster...if your lady is a real sport.... you might get a second round in timing the toast ....can't hurt to try Edited January 31, 2011 by crappieperchhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 i usually boil mine for 6 hours 36 minutes and 46 seconds.The wife loves it when i boil eggs.Says i have the best boils she has ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeeter Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 i usually boil mine for 6 hours 36 minutes and 46 seconds.The wife loves it when i boil eggs.Says i have the best boils she has ever seen You Mercman are 1 sick puppy!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 You Mercman are 1 sick puppy!!!!!!! thats why we get along so well Skeets !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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