misfish Posted January 31, 2011 Report Posted January 31, 2011 Morning Sex She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming Or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
NAW Posted January 31, 2011 Report Posted January 31, 2011 The eggs wouldn't even be close to done if that happened to me
crappieperchhunter Posted January 31, 2011 Report Posted January 31, 2011 (edited) Bust the springs in the toaster...if your lady is a real sport.... you might get a second round in timing the toast ....can't hurt to try Edited January 31, 2011 by crappieperchhunter
mercman Posted February 1, 2011 Report Posted February 1, 2011 i usually boil mine for 6 hours 36 minutes and 46 seconds.The wife loves it when i boil eggs.Says i have the best boils she has ever seen
skeeter Posted February 1, 2011 Report Posted February 1, 2011 i usually boil mine for 6 hours 36 minutes and 46 seconds.The wife loves it when i boil eggs.Says i have the best boils she has ever seen You Mercman are 1 sick puppy!!!!!!!
mercman Posted February 1, 2011 Report Posted February 1, 2011 You Mercman are 1 sick puppy!!!!!!! thats why we get along so well Skeets !!!
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