Muskieman Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 An 86-year-old very wealthy man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 yr-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.' 'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'..' 'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.' Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC1OZ Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 (edited) lol funny.*facepalm* Edited September 27, 2010 by TC1OZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctranter Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 LMAO Thx for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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capt bruce Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 you owe me a keyboard cleaning as i just spit a mouthfull of coffee all over it , to to funny ,, lmao . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbailey Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitespinnerbait Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 Good one .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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limeyangler Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskieman Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 Here's another.... MTO Statistic?? They say that 20% of all accidents are caused by drunken drivers,Therefore, 80% are caused by sober drivers. Can sober drivers therefore get the heck off the road so that we (drinkers) can get home safely. Thank you. This message has been sent in the interests of safe driving. Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tb4me Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookinforwalleye Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 Are you saying old guys are shooting blanks??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskieman Posted September 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 Are you saying old guys are shooting blanks??? NO... but it seems that he doctor is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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