Joke

[trophyfish]

A woman complains that her husband is always watching fishing shows and never buys her anything nice. So the man goes out to suprise her on her birthday.

The man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.

 

"This is $200," she says.

"I want one that's more sheer," says he.

"This one is $350."

"I want it even more sheer than that."

"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."

"I'll take it!"

 

The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me." His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference."

 

So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs.

 

"So, how do you like it?" she asks. Her husband then complains, " Well Damn, you'd think for $500 they'd iron the damn thing!"

[Terry]

the older I get the less funny that joke becomes....LOL

[ketchenany]

The funeral is Friday!

[irishfield]

Yep and me, you and Terry might just be pallbearers.

[trophyfish]

Here's another funny.

A man and a friend are fishing one day at their local fishing hole. One of the guys is about to cast, when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the lake. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

 

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

 

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

[Whitespinnerbait]

Here's another funny.

A man and a friend are fishing one day at their local fishing hole. One of the guys is about to cast, when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the lake. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

 

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

 

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

 

 

[BUSTER]

Here's another funny.

A man and a friend are fishing one day at their local fishing hole. One of the guys is about to cast, when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the lake. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

 

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

 

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

[Rizzo]

He stops in mid-swing

 

methinks you might have borrowed a golfing joke and converted most of it to fishing...funny none the less