What's the difference between a golf ball and a car?

[Headhunter]

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball farther than 300yds!

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BADDUMP CHING..

 

lol.

[irishfield]

Hard to drive when your wife's already line drived you with a 3 wood !

[Headhunter]

Ok... do you know why he hit the tree and the hydrant?

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He couldn't make up his mind between the iron or the wood!

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[anders]

I was waiting to see how long till someone posted about that....a little longer than i thought, but alas here it is....

 

i heard he was just trying to fix his hook, but sliced into the woods.

[richyb]

what can tiger woods do with his wedges that he cant do with his escalade?..... Back em' up

[Harrison]

Goes to show you no matter how beautiful a woman is, a man somewhere is sick of putting up with her crap.

 

 

 

Woods, crashed into it then beat with one.

Edited December 1, 2009 by Harrison

[snoil]

Go to show you no matter how beautiful a woman is, a man somehwere is sick of putting up with her crap.

Whats 500 million when ya got a billion...

[Terry]

I hear GM has invented something called a TEE

you put your balls on it when you are driving...........

[capt bruce]

Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant

 

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

 

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

 

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

 

 

 

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

 

Tigers Attorneys issued the following statement: "Mr. Woods would like to take a mulligan."

 

 

Tiger's troubles started early today, where, on only his second ho, he drove through a water hazard and into the trees.

 

tiger woods called. he wanted to know if i'd play a couple of rounds with him. "sure, tiger," i told him. "you don't mind if i drive, do you? oh! uh, is elin coming with us? ok if she sits in the front seat?"

 

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

 

and last but not least ..... What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals?

 

They both get clubbed by Norwegiens.

Edited December 1, 2009 by capt bruce

[capt bruce]

This just in: Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' wife, has hired Chris Brown to help her improve her golf swing.

[Headhunter]

OK... now we are on a roll!

Thanks Capt Bruce!!!!

HH

[capt bruce]

Darn, Tiger was a mailbox and a telephone pole short of his first "grand slam."

 

Ellin Woods, wife of Tiger, has a twin sister Josephine. If you look closely, It is easy to tell them apart. Elin is the one brandishing a 5 iron.

 

New Nike "TW" hat........$25

New Nike Golf Shoes......$125

New Cadillac Escalade....$60,000

New Nike Iron, wrapped around your head, By jealous wife..

 

......PRICELESS ! !

 

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named

Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

 

Nike was quick to announce the new Elin Nordegren line of clubs. This latest addition to ladies golf does not include a putter for reasons Nike will not comment on, though they have grips shaped like knife handles, and rather than reducing your slice, they actually make your slice more accurate. Nike claims they can cut through the toughest rough, like say, the side of a large vehicle, and while they don't improve your own driving, they can in fact negatively impact the driving of anyone around you. Check them out- they're at dieyourottencheatingpig.com

Edited December 1, 2009 by capt bruce