babaganoush Posted November 17, 2008 Report Posted November 17, 2008 QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? got this in an email and thought i would share it
ccmtcanada Posted November 17, 2008 Report Posted November 17, 2008 LOL...these are good...nice way to start the day!
Greencoachdog Posted November 17, 2008 Report Posted November 17, 2008 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? yes
ccmtcanada Posted November 17, 2008 Report Posted November 17, 2008 Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Why is there braille on the keypad on drive thru bank machines?
misfish Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 (edited) Why is there braille on the keypad on drive thru bank machines? Cliff you owe me a good swig of Blue. As I just wasted it on my screen.LMAOROF Edited November 18, 2008 by misfish
rickster Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 if a man says something when his wife is not around is he still wrong
irishfield Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 lol Rickster... you've met my wife I see.. lol
jwl Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 if a donkey is an (do to the board gonna edit it anyways ) , and a goat is a ram,how come a ram in the is a goose
Cudz Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 Why do we take a pee? or Take a dump? Don't we leave those things, not take them?
OhioFisherman Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 An old one but if Pro is for and Con is against, isn`t Congress the opposite of Progress?
Greencoachdog Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 Why are there fish on the fish finder but I'm not catching anything?
Bly Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 Why are there fish on the fish finder but I'm not catching anything? Can't be certain Glen, but if you are fishing with Will, it might be on Demo mode....eh Cliff?
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