muskymike Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muskymike Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 ohh man these are good. Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdrifter Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship... WOW. This is gonna be fun! LOL HD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapshooter Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uglyfish Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Chuck norris was actually the 4th wiseman. he gave jesus the "Gift of beard" which jesus wore proudly till his dying day. the other wisemen grew very jealous and had these facts omitted from the bible... they all later died of roundhouse kick related deaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeforelle Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Chuck Norris can believe its not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigger Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 This thread is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmls Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 CHUCK NORRIS found a way to make moneyoff of his piss its called REDBULL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 There is no such thing as tornados, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris sets ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookset Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Chuck is a Woosie. Big Joe Mufferaw...now there's a Canadian Man's Man. Paddlin the Mattawa...all the way to Ottawa...in just one day, hey hey. (Hoping that someone knows who I'm talking about) Chuck Norris...pfft. Hookset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 "There is no such thing as tornados, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks." This one made me laugh out loud Joey !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goteeboy Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 visit chucknorrisfacts.com for more this is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goteeboy Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 # Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. # Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muskymike Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 MacGyver can build a plane out of gum and paper clips but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it Sorry couldnt resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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