1Harringtona Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 BEER WARNING LABELS Due to increasing product liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels are placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an excellent person. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN !!! WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make your think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space Continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntervasili Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 HAHA thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 yeah sure where were those warnings when I needed them including the last two warnings, but we won't talk about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooked Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Hahah, thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhioFisherman Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Warning! What goes in has to come out? Plan accordingly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntervasili Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 MMM it never tastes as good coming up as it does going down.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunkerbasshunter Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 been there for some of those myself lol cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishindevil Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 And the funny thing is its all true !!!..HA-HA-HAAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whopper Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 (edited) LOL I could just see the size of the container with all those warnings. Use to get a kick out of t-shirt's that said " I have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down...no problem" Cheers Edited January 27, 2008 by Whopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addict Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 lol.when i read this i find i dont miss drinking as i think i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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