JohnF Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Amazing what occurs to one in the middle of the night when sleep is elusive. I'm sure this has occurred to all of you before but as a relative newcomer to the fun I gotta say y'all sure talk funny. For example - I target lunkers, slabs, snotties, skis and eyes. I lip buckets. I covet toads. I cradle gators. I use plastic and braid on my meat stick, and I do it in a tinny. I float skein on a noodle for nooks. I horse hawgs. I dread birds nests. And so on. What must the uninitiated think when you let this babble slip into everyday discourse. JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dondorfish Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 Sure John - When you put it that way . . . . . . . . . . Don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskieman Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 YEP....this afternoon I'm goin' poppin' for buckets...and maybe chug for a ski or two...maybe a gator and if i'm lucky and have time left I'll bang the bottom for some eyes. hang on to that ropamine while i get this tinny on the wagon.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted October 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 YEP....this afternoon I'm goin' poppin' for buckets...and maybe chug for a ski or two...maybe a gator and if i'm lucky and have time left I'll bang the bottom for some eyes. hang on to that ropamine while i get this tinny on the wagon.. See what I mean? Sheesh! JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted October 21, 2007 Report Share Posted October 21, 2007 If ya think that's funny... you ought to hear me talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daplumma Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 If ya think that's funny... you ought to hear me talk. I'll second that,I've heard him talk and it ain't pretty..Good thread!I think I'll go juggin fer cats! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 I was dunking for buckets, but got the skunk today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 I'll second that,I've heard him talk and it ain't pretty..Good thread!I think I'll go juggin fer cats! Joe You say the sweetest things Joe!!! While yer juggin' fer Cats... I think I'll chunk and wind fer some Stripes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 I am going trolling for some fat pigs. G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 I am going trolling for some fat pigs.G. Whatcha usin fer bait???... a teabag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted October 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 If ya think that's funny... you ought to hear me talk. Can you be any harder on the ears than my buddy in Louisville? And he's a Navy vet to boot. Or Tom from Yonkers. But now that I think about it they both sound like English gentry compared to our friend from Missouri. I just stand there shaking my head as he garbles words at me, and he laughs the whole time cuz he knows how much he's messin' with me. He says ever'bodah talks lahk him in Branston, ceptin' mebbe some a' them thar hill folk who talk real peculiar. Branston must be hillfolk talk for Hawg Holler. I just can't figger out how an EMT can deal with emergencies when every word he utters sounds like he's chewing raw catfish guts. He's a great guy, I think. One day when I learn to translate what he says I'll know for sure. My wife accidentally took a pic of him applying a catheter condom before one of our dives and to this day she has no idea if he was cussin' her or bragging. Speaking of my wife, she hates when we hook up with you funny sounding folk. She says I start sounding like you in no time and then she can't understand anyone in the conversation. That being said, our Missouri buddy is one of her favourites. Of course she did see him sans condom that day. JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted October 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 I am going trolling for some fat pigs. On Jarvis St? JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 On Jarvis St? only skinny crack addicts down there (wouldn't dare waste money on food when you can find it in a dumpster) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lundboy Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 How about "fisting for catfish"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted October 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 How about "fisting for catfish"? Sounds like porn? JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lundboy Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 How about "fisting for catfish"? Also known as "Catfish Noodling" http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-3681480554129009645 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayak fisher Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 This is the funniest forum I have seen on here yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 come'on guys.... fat pigs need loving too! I tend to throw my smaller tubes at em... Gerritt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted October 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 come'on guys.... fat pigs need loving too! I tend to throw my smaller tubes at em... Gerritt. Look both ways before you reel 'em in. JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Mmmmm.... Fish porn!! My Jumla is how big??? Gerritt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted October 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Mmmmm.... Fish porn!! My Jumla is how big??? Gerritt. Don't you know? JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elusive Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 (edited) i got 5 ho's last night Edited October 23, 2007 by Elusive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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