Years ago, I had become very close friends with my neighbour... our wives suggested that we were "brothers for another mother".
Well, to say that my "brother" had issues with flatulence, would be like saying Rob Ford has had some snags in his tenure as mayor!
It was not unusual for us to go to Home Depot the day after a full blown Mandarin visit, walk the various sections, looking for an area that allowed us to see clear to the next aisle.
My neighbour would drop an "atomic fart" (for those who don't know, an atomic fart may contain fallout!), then like little kids, we'd run over to the next aisle, just to watch folks stroll through it on their shopping adventures.
Far too many times did we see people gag and run in the opposite direction.
These days, I have matured and save that stuff for food courts! LOL
HH