LOL.. I was gonna stay quiet.
We've all been here before.. 3 year no maintenance is a marketing scheme that they were willing to gamble with to get the product off the shelves (and also get you beyond the warrantee!!). No big deal... I've seen nothing in my Verado thru 3 full seasons, April to December in the water, that I couldn't have left the oil in it and just run it till this fall for it's first go over. Heck it could have gone a few more years I bet on the original oils and filters... but do ya wanna is the question! Also keep in mind that being an aircraft kinda guy... I cut my oil filters open and go thru the paper pleats bare handed, and with magnet, looking for metal and babbit.. ever see your guy doing that??
Good that they're offering 2 extra years warrantee coverage now...to deal with the first 3 years of neglect.