I needed a good laugh today.
Mid Life Crisis...
After being married
for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and
said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a
cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 house, $45,000 car,
nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're
not holding up your side of things."My wife is a very
reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.Aren't older women great? They really know how
to solve your mid-life crisis.