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  1. So So sorry to hear this , All the best to Roger and his family at this tough time. THe good allways go so early ... My prayers and all my familys prayers go out to you ... SAD SAD DAY , Roger you got to keep on getting on, many family left counting on ya , we , all the OFC"ers feel for ya .. sad sad time ...
  2. it only stands to reason when : 1 ) THEIR birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory 2) they should keep quite , they will never be the man their mother was 3) they must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen 4) It looks like their face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork 5) Dumbass 6) If they were twice as smart, they would still be stupid 7) Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea. 8) THEY are so ugly that when THEIR mama dropped THEM off at school she got a fine for littering 9) THEIR so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to them 10 ) last but not least ..I hear when they were a child their mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of them, but the mafia wanted too much..
  3. A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist." The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
  4. OUCH that hurt , have not laughed that hard in a long long time ...
  5. Dude you know how many people have found themselves in a very scarey situation BECAUSE ITS JUST A COTTAGE BOAT . Anytime you are out away from shore you need to trust your vessel . Just a word from someone who knows , dont cheap out on your boat ,fix what needs to be and do it right, you could have kids , grand kids , wifes , etc. on board tell them , "it was to much at the time " , like I said someone who knows ..
  6. Joe you have a way with words , BB soap is not a bad thing ... lol , and even if you dont subscribe to it , Im sure your gear will benefit from a little CLEANING . lol Billy you the best ..YOU IS A RED NECK THRU AND THRU . BEware any perch that come under Billy's sights , your dinner .. ..
  7. You have just joined the club of well satisfied people that have the pleasure of owning a very special piece of fishing gear , enjoy it.
  8. If ya want the boat fixed up for good .. Irish is the man . if he can put aeroplanes together , boats is a no brainer ..Take up his offer , you will not be disappointed .. B
  9. Is that a huge Lamprey hanging of that chinny ?? great shots .
  10. No not the only one , but it is what it is , cant be changed .
  11. No Bill port hope does not smell , but the Radium GLOW in the night cant be good , its like a southern , northern lights THING , as the sun goes down the RADIUM in the plants , soil , I guess its in the air ,AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DRINK THE WATER , glows a bright green , just like the watch dials etc. that were made there ,in a time when you could just dump anywhere , THE WHOLE PLACE should be dug up and sent out into space the only place safe for humans to deal with the soil from this place ... PORT Despair not HOPE , check out the cancer rates ... DO DO DO DUE glow , Knew a girl from port hope once , loved her three arms but the one eye in the middle of her fore head was hard to take , but the money we saved on night lights , made up for it .
  12. Some how I cant get my head around a picture of Mike and Bill treaking along the Sutton in those kicks ... But you never know ...
  13. LMAO HAHAHAHA , cup of coffe all over key board ...
  14. Mike say its not so , you flossed those boots with a marshmallow ... Lol nice boots , alot prettier than Bills ,
  15. Ya got that wrong Roy its not Northern Pike that lose their teeth in the fall , Its northern women from Kapuskasing , lots of people make the same mistake but take it from someone who knows ,not Pike its the Kapuskasing babes .If you see a Kapuskasing women with more than 4 teeth in the fall ,shes not a real northerer shes an infiltrator from the south ..
  16. ???? What , if you really do not know Google is your friend ??????
  17. Hope it wasnt flossed on a marshmellow .... Sorry very bad taste but what can you do when things like this occur , laughter is the best medicine or you just go insane when you read such things ..
  18. This is a stocked pond these fish have eaten trout chow all their lives . Any way you dont want to catch to many as in these ponds the trout are catch and KEEP and at the prices per inch and I see you trying to save money on boat and fish finder etc. you should hope to NOT CATCH MANY as five of these fish will buy you that watch fish finder easy .. Lures MAY work but these fish will average 1 to 2 pounds , stick to corn ,trout pelets or worms ..This is like fishing in your bath tub , ...
  19. I allso know the Drover Bros used to come in the shop all the time when in T.O. its a small world and yes they love fishing , death metal and salmon fishing can it get any better B , old but not dead ..
  20. "then someone told me the guy with brain damage was white, I laughed, as if ...." When I was told the "GUY" , his name is SHAYNE, and he was a great person someone you would want to marry your daughter , NOT THE GUY!!!, When I was told it was him ,I CRYED . You do not want to see what is the truth .. The guys had spread out (i know all asians fish in each others laps and cross their lines etc. etc. .but who would have thought these guys spread out . The 2 that were pushed into the water (nipper tiped) were people closest to the parking , BOTH WHERE ASIAN .When Shayne heard a splash and saw his buddys being attacked he reeled in and made his way to the trouble , (why you say 7 people where pushed into lake ?? is this all along the lake shore??not at this location ONLY TWO, Shayne would not have even been involved , I.E as no one approched him , but he was with his friends asian friends , so what, he tryed to help , when punches and kicks came to play he and the GOOD GUYS ran for their lifes , got into the car and tried to get away , Middleton with his driveing skills chased them down and ran them into a tree ..TERRY please this was a bunch of Simcoe kids who have NO RESPECT FOR THE FISH etc. etc. just a bunch of RACIST kids hitting on the NIP***** . You know it dude I expected so much more from you ... And yes TERRY I am bias , but IM not STUPID I call A SPADE A SPADE and this was just out and out Systemic racist Behavior and must be Punished as SUCH ...
  21. The victim ,shall we say the Casualty of the CAR CHRASH was white , all in the car were hurt but not as bad as Shayne, BUT THE VICTIMS OF THE , AND IT WAS , CUT AND DRIED , racist attack were all asians,the car chase was a result of the RACIST ATTACK ,not the attack . Enough .
  22. I have tried not to open this thread BUT!!! . As a friend of the Berwick's , someone who watched Shayne grow from a baby to a man and now sadly back to baby . No Terry I do not get my info from the papers ,T.V. etc. I got it from Shayne , Charlie and Ruohang , when Shayne came to his friends aid that night the first punches were aimed at him as "What's a good white boy doing out with these ,I will use the word asians , not the word that was used that night . Allso forgotten is Middleton is a pro motocycle racer , one who knows how to handle motor vehicals at high speeds Ruohang was just a scared kid who was trying to ecape a further beating , and poor Shayne was just a great guy out for a nights fishing with his asian buddys .. NOW !!!! . To just put this off as some Drunk kids is to just send a message to all the drunk kids , do what you want a few months in jail is nothing , BUT WHAT ABOUT Shayne's jail . OR his parents , his father is/was a pillar of the community , donateing his time teaching , coaching hockey at our local rink etc. etc. now he spends his time careing for Shayne . Im out of here , sorry but this is way to close to home and to think that no one will pay for this night but the GOOD GUYS ... SAD SAD Im sorry to the op but I am asking the mods before this gets out of hand and further soils the Berwicks pain by just forgetting someone a real PERSON was serious hurt that night and will never be the same , a young life ruined , and making this into a "it wasnt racist" , it was raciest.
  23. With the early showing of 30+ chinnys in close and off the drop no one had to go out very far (not to talk about the stupid cost of gas).. Now with the water all mixed up , its hard to find an area with good water and the bait has scattered, if I have regalar customers and want to make sure of fish i have in the last two weeks gone out to 350-400 feet but not off the credit more over off the islands , water plant .. 25 feet to the flat lines have been bringing in the rainbows in double digets all day .. But if you want a big chinny for the derby fish the drop early morning or east of the bluffs in 80 to 150 in the afternoon , not big on numbers but the biggens are there , scattered tho lots of miles lots of gas BUT !!!! ... tight lines
  24. What a feeling it must have been for the guide , to put a customer onto a fish of that size and than to watch him land it , PRICELESS .... Its a guides dream to have a client land the fish of his life , its why we do it ... Great fish so good to see there is still some of these beasts still out there .. What a beast
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