First of all, who deemed you Commodore???... it doesn't mean near as much when it's self proclaimed!
Secondly, why can't we master the self timer on our camera?... or are you skeered poopless to show your face???
Thirdly, unless you have hands the size of "Andre the Giants"... that's a nice 4 pounder!!!
Get to know your camera and it's functions... it's your friend!!!
Thanks for taking the time to post that mediocre report I guess. ... and congrats on your PB 4 lber!!!
.. oh yeah, there's a thing called photobucket too... maybe you've heard of it?