Greencoachdog

I can only see 2 things wrong with that pic Bruce. 1. You need a tan... and you aren't going to get that by wrapping yourself from head to toe every time you step outside! 2. You may want to consider drinking a couple cans of Slim-Fast

Beautiful fish Rizz!!! Thanks for taking the time to post that one!!!

I've noticed your signature mentions no liberals west of Winnipeg... what do you call that pack of Sausage Smokers in B.C???

I know that ol' boy!!!... used to work with him! His name is Ronald D. "Pat" Patterson!!!... from Slapout Alabama!!!

Found this the other day, I won't post them all. 38 Signs You Might Be Too Canadian for Your Own Good 18. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet, because you can really use more change (You are already wearing your pants halfway down your ass and the hair and three layers of skin is worn off the front of your thighs from carrying your pocket money around). The new coin should have a picture of a musk-ox on it and be the size of a hamburger pattie and have fifteen different kinds of metals in it, including poutine

Seafood dinner $7.95! = poor fisherman!

Yup!...U.S Department of Homeland Security.

They don't even check my papers driving into Canada!!! ... but last time I was up I was served up a nice ration of crap when I tried to cross back over into the states!!!... like where am I gonna be from with this accent?... Yemen???

That's the funniest lookin' chicken I've EVER seen!!!

Have y'all never been to the beach or community swimming pool? Anybody that thinks I need to put on more clothes in July, August, or September, really needs to come down and fish with me for a day during those months... I'll supply the Gator-ade!!!

He was talkin' about the outside temperature.

Well it is gettin' kinda chilly... I think I may need to put some clothes on in my avatar!!!... brrrr!

Well I won't look a "gift horse" in the mouth... but it's gettin' to be that time of year that makes me look through my winter wardrobe to find threads of warmth!!! ... I am kinda partial to those "Kenora Dinner Jackets" y'all wear up there!!!

He has become quite the critical one as of late eh? Do you reckon he has been having to perform self Snagellation on his Snagella? Perk up Bubba!... Ice out Poike are only 6 months away!!!

I'm more of a Gray Squirrel Sinner nowadays!

Excellent report, pics, and fish Bubba!!! Glad you could tear "Wild Man" Billy away from his "metal" mandolin for an outing!!! Hosers!

You won't get into the U.S by air without a passport nowadays, if your conviction keeps you from getting a passport you won't be allowed to enter.

Real nice report, pic, and fish!!!

A real nice fish Justin!!! I find when I clean fish a lot of times their stomachs will be empty too, maybe they regurgitate their stomach contents during the fight? Sometimes they don't feed until conditions are perfect for them... i.e skunk trips!... I dunno

Great report, pics, and fish Shawn!!! That's the way to kick Wall-ice !!!

Great report and beautiful fish Kemp!!! Best lookin' Browns I've seen all year!!! Congrats on breaking your PB twice!

Mine has the correct time... you sure you didn't run all your clocks an hour ahead again Dan?

Don't look now Cliff... but I think your pants are on fire!!! ... you have a very generous wife! Er... uh...I mean way to go Cliff!!! Excellent report and pics!!! Maybe after that "strapping" bly and Fishinsled take notice!!! Yeah!... yeah!... that's what I meant to say!

The Grouse should'a nailed ya!!! ... it's only fair for the critters to get a lick in every once in a while!!! Have fun and be careful Bubba!!!

I really do appreciate all of the very generous offers from my fellow OFNers!!! (kinda brings a tear to my eye!) ... but I knew I wouldn't be able to attend this year and some unexpected circumstances have arisen to make darn sure of it! Like I said... Thank You Very Much to all that have offered assistance!!! Y'all are a great group of !!!