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Tarzan's Jane

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  1. Go Team 11 hehehehe
  2. Enjoyed reading this very much. Pics and story were great. Your little one in the tub is priceless..and the mention of her tugging on Big Cliff's arm was extra special.
  3. LOL...too funny Photoz. Hope you do get rich But...a word of caution, do not put those rings on your fingers or wear them on a chain. I speak from experience...won't give the details, just heed my warning. No...this is not the twilight zone. haha
  4. I think I'll pass on your place
  5. Thank you so much for not posting Lucifer
  6. Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, 'Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?' Murphy said, 'I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn come to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after communion and steal McGlynn's hat.' The priest said, 'Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?' Murphy said, 'Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat.' The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; 'After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than Burn in Hell, right ?' Murphy shook his head and said, 'No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat.'
  7. I like the butterfly stroke and the side stroke can I do them for a long period...nope...main thing for me is to be able to stay afloat...if you position yourself just right you can (without a lifejacket) for a long long time, soooo relaxing...it's never too late to learn. Good Luck.
  8. Nice fish Workwear...are your arms a tad sore...did ya have to call in sick
  9. jonnybass....go to bed. Cliff's comment was funny...humour can be compared to love...and we all know what love can do.
  10. I did enjoy it...but you kissed that ugly thing lol
  11. Happy Birthday Joey...enjoy YOUR day
  12. Watcha wanted for??? lol Congrats on your first carp. Was Photoz patient or did he yell at ya the whole time....just teasing Photoz
  13. Beauty and the Beast for sure lol Congrats on your PB.
  14. Nice report and pics...first little girl I hear who likes to play with the guts hahaha Congrats little one on your PB
  15. yyyyaaaayyyyy Photoz...great report...nice to see you out there and putting up with cranky male birds haha...congrats on a nice carp.
  16. The ankle is sprained...it is I who is his little slave today
  17. To all us Moms and those looking down on us....Happy Mother's Day And I am going to be spending mine at the hospital. My son has a swollen ankle...I told him not to try to "take me" lol
  18. This man was walking by the "mental hospital" when he could hear this loud chanting....13....13....13.....13 So...he decides to take a peek through a hole he found in the fence...just then he gets poked in the eye with a stick!!! and what does he hear....14.....14.....14....14
  19. You have yourselves a fantastic summer!
  20. lol...enjoyed your report gals...Suzie, Barb and Earl I'm sure won't ever forget yas...haha
  21. The writting was on the wall...one door closes, another opens. Go sell lingerie....hahahha All the best Dave.
  22. So sorry to hear about your father...Cancer can be beaten, has been beaten for many...50% is great news for him...hang onto those positive thoughts and if need be, take some time off for yourself...keeping him in my prayers.
  23. That was really nice Brian..enjoyed the song too...I think your Gramps may be calling you to the water lol
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