Years ago my old pal Andy had a very miserable neighbor who hated absolutely everybody she ever knew.
Andy also had a very tiny dog that never left his property.
One day the old lady came out the front door and found a very big pile of doggy doo on the front lawn. She was outraged and scooped it up with a shovel and tossed the doo over the fence onto Andy's front lawn.
Andy screamed at her and asked "what the hell are you doing lady" ?? to which she replied, "that mess must belong to you as I don't have a dog"
Andy was a pretty laid back guy and said nothing more but just waited his turn.
Andy had no trees on his property but the old girl had 2 massive oak trees, one in the front yard and one in the backyard.
As Autumn approached all the leaves began to fall and as always, 1/2 of them ended up on Andy's property. As he always did, he raked them up and filled about a dozen big bags with leaves, then set them aside and waited.
Over several days he watched the old girl rake her leaves from her side, then haul all the bags to the curb for pick-up.
After the garbage truck left, Andy methodically took all his bags next door to her nice clean lawn and began dumping them all over the ladies property.
She eventually saw what he was doing and came storming out of the house screaming and asking what the hell he was doing.
Andy calmly said, "these leaves must belong to you lady, cause I don't have any trees"
I miss my old pal Andy, he was a pretty kool dood !!