It was the 80's and I was playing in a "touring band". By touring, I mean playing some of the stickiest floored establishments from Windsor to New Liskeard.
We were playing in Barrie, right downtown during their annual street party. The hotel provides the band with "accommodations" while playing there.
We load our personal items into the room, only to discover the following...
-light switch for the room is a coat hanger, hanging off of two bare wires in the switch box
-there is graffiti covering every square inch of every wall in the place. we spent hours reading and laughing
-there is no shower, only a massive bath tub. Written in black marker on the inside of the tub, a picture of a cockroach and a note saying "go ahead, get in"!
-We quickly discovered that it was best to leave the lights on, all the time! We turned them off once, the walls and floor began to move! We also made sure that all of our bags we sealed shut as best they could because we didn't want to bring home any uninvited guests
-we were required to play a Saturday afternoon matinee. up on stage, doing my thing and I look to my left, at the bar and the entire top of the bar is moving! La cooka racha are racing up and down the bar.
-Barrie was celebrating some kind of street party as mentioned, down town street is completely closed off. Now remember, we are a rock band and as such, we didn't usually hit the hay until sunrise, too jacked up from playing. At 9:00am sharp, this massive pipe organ on a flat bed truck starts playing. It's right outside of our window and shaking the entire building. I have grown to hate pipe organs!
-back the Saturday matinee... locals we encouraged to come up and play a tune with the band, we were happy to do it. A guy shows up with his guitar, we greet him enthusiastically asking him what song he wants to play... I kid you not, this is how the conversation went.
Local - "do you guys know "slow moving Walter, that fire engine guy?" (DEAD serious)
Band- looking at each other thoroughly confused... "no, we don't know that song" "Can you maybe sing some of it for us?"
Local - starts humming the following "Bah bah bah, bah bah babha, bah ba ba, bah bah. (Smoke on the water)
Dude thought that Smoke on the Water, Deep Purple was "Slow moving Walter, that fire engine guy".
There are more, but this is the one that I'll never forget!
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