silveradosheriff Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 Year-old nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.' The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay in there until I let you out." She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lew Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacklebuster Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 I like that one, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoty Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 hahahha, cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 That is indeed a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motv8tr Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 :thumbsup_anim: Maureen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassmaster4 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 ahaha good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Yeehaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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