A Math Problem/Friday Funny

[kickingfrog]

Swiped from facebook:

 

 

If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take 5. What do you have?

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's right, a black eye, a broken hand.... and no bacon.

[manitoubass2]

hahaha

[Roy]

[Rizzo]

you been eating with my mother-in-law again, eh Rob?

[Fisherman]

And probably a couple of stab marks from my fork.

[Jer]

Back in the day, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs...

 

...now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

 

 

Please God, don't let Kevin Bacon die...